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Peanuts

Two peanuts were walking down the street.....one was a salted.

Worth the price of crap

I was at a men's public restroom at a college and saw a sign posted above the toilet paper holder. It said---"University diplomas, please take one and spread it around!"

math

1BB+1BS=6 N.O.W

1 black brother plus 1 black sister equals 6 niggger's on welfare

p.s I'm a brother I wrote this joke =

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Racoon Joke

Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?

A: He didn't, he got hit by a car.

Yo Mama's So Funky

Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.

Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."

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Blonde Test

Q: What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?

A: You wake up.

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