- Why did the elephant paint his toe nails pink?
- To hide in a strawberry patch.
- Did you ever see an elephant hiding in a strawberry patch?
- See how good it works?
you mama's so dumb so got hit by a parked car.
two flies are sitting on a piece of shit; one of them farts; the other one says "hey do you mind, I'm trying to eat here"
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
Q: What kind of house weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse.