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The econony is so bad that...

The econony is so bad that...If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Economy is so bad that...

The economy is so bad that...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

open doors

Q: What are 2 reasons why a man would open a car door for a woman?

A: New car or a new woman!

3 Highest Rated Jokes:

Dov Davidoff: Puerto Rican Names

I didn't know you could name a Puerto Rican 'Israel' 'cause I'm pretty sure you'll never meet a Jew named 'Puerto Rico.''

Christopher Titus: Not White Anymore

I don't tell people I'm white anymore -- I'm albino-Cambodian.

Irish Eats Italian

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A: Gaelic breath.

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Pretty Woman in West Virginia

Q: What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A: A tourist.

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