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3 Most Recent Jokes:

  Elephants

- Why did the elephant paint his toe nails pink? - To hide in a strawberry patch. - Did you ever see an elephant hiding in a strawberry patch? - See how good it works?


  yo mama's so dumb

you mama's so dumb so got hit by a parked car.


  2flies

two flies are sitting on a piece of shit; one of them farts; the other one says "hey do you mind, I'm trying to eat here"



3 Highest Rated Jokes:

  Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."


   Blonde at the Appliance Store

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.


  Yo mama's so ugly... kid

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.



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Economy is so bad that...

The economy is so bad that...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.




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