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- Why did the elephant paint his toe nails pink?
- To hide in a strawberry patch.
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yo mama's so dumb
you mama's so dumb so got hit by a parked car.
two flies are sitting on a piece of shit; one of them farts; the other one says "hey do you mind, I'm trying to eat here"
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"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
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Marrying a 19-Year-Old
A friend of mine is 30 years old, and she's marrying a guy who's 19. I think it could work, yeah -- and if they're smart, they'll plan the wedding around the same time as the prom and rent the one tux.
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