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The band starts playing, and everyone just starts running around and pouncing each other to show how much they like the band. What happened to clapping, man?
Robert Hawkins: Singing in the Car
If you want to sing in my car, go ahead, sing. Sing the whole trip, I don't mind. But do me a favor: don't try to sound like the artist on the radio, just use your own voice. You're not going to trick me into thinking Dave Matthews jumped in the car when I was getting gas.
Bruce Baum: White People Invented Rap
I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music. Only, they call it square dancing.
Richard Lewis: The Next Legend
I was thinking about The Boss, The King. It's sort of sad -- the next legend, what are they gonna do? 'Ladies and gentlemen, Veal Cutlet!'
Richard Lewis: Long Wedding
We ran out of classical music -- that's how long this wedding went on.