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   Blonde at the Appliance Store

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.


  Blonde in Grocery Store

She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


  Blonde in Freezer

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake.


  Number of Blonde Jokes

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.


   Bad Day Blondie

Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.


  Seduction Made Easy

Q: What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?

A: Their ankles.


  Blonde Throwing Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.


  Blonde and Brunette, Falling

Q: A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.


   Blonde in a Barber Shop

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."


  Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.

"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"



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