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  Redneck Wins the Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''


  Rednecks' Teeth

Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth


  32 Rednecks

Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.


  Y'Might Be A Redneck

You know you're a redneck, when you vaccuum the sheets instead of washing them!


  Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.


  Redneck's Last Words

Q: What are a typical redneck's three last words?

A: "Hey, watch this!"


  Rednecks at School

You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk with your son to school because you're in the same grade.


  Redneck Spelling Test

You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it.


  You KNOW You're a Redneck

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it loops.


  Redneck Feast

You know you're a redneck if you think a seven-course meal is KFC and a sixpack.



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