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  Baldness

Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?


  You're So Small...

You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.


  Shorty

You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.


  411

You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.


  knock knock

Q : knock knock who's there peter ? A: peter your stuff is hanging out


  Your Face and My Dog's Face

If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.


  You're So Fat...Limo

You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.


  Twinkie Insult

I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.


  School in the Summertime

You're like school in the summertime -- no class.


  Stupid People Euphemisms

-- Not the brightest crayon in the box

-- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

-- Not the funniest clown in the circus

-- Not the fastest horse in the race

-- Not the sharpest tool in the shed

-- Not the brightest star in the sky

-- Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate



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Random Joke:

Blondes and Ice Cubes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.




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