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  Jeff Cesario: Latin Women and Music

Latin women will start moving 30 seconds before there's music. It's like a cat before an earthquake, man -- 'Hang on, there's music coming, I know there is, waiting a second -- there it is!'


  Haunted Melody.

There was a singer stood next to a bar listening to a tune being played by the band. Turning to the band leader she asked "Don't play that song,you know it haunts me" To which he replied "It will do-you murdered it!"


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There was a singer that stood next to a bar listening to a tune being played by the band. Turning to the band leader she asked "Don't play that song,you know it haunts me" To which he replied "It will do-you murdered it!"


  Humming Bees

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: They don't know the words.


  Drooling Drummer

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.


  Hipster Booty Call...Music

Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?


  Steve White: Rap Violence

Rap music is violent, man. Rappers getting killed left and right: Tupac, Notorious B.I.G. What's going on, man? They're killing the best rappers. I got news for you -- Vanilla Ice is still alive. I got his beeper number. Come on, Ice Cube, let's form a lynch mob and get his ass!


  Mitch Hedberg: Stage Diving

You know when you go to concerts... and people get up on stage and jump into the crowd, stage-diving? People think that's dangerous, but not me, because humans are made out of 95% water. So, the audience is five percent away from a pool.


  Greg Proops: White People in Isolation

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.


  Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?

What I'm saying is we were poor, people. I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block -- that's how poor we were.



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