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Latin women will start moving 30 seconds before there's music. It's like a cat before an earthquake, man -- 'Hang on, there's music coming, I know there is, waiting a second -- there it is!'
There was a singer stood next to a bar listening to a tune being played by the band.
Turning to the band leader she asked
"Don't play that song,you know it haunts me"
To which he replied
"It will do-you murdered it!"
There was a singer that stood next to a bar listening to a tune being played by the band. Turning to the band leader she asked "Don't play that song,you know it haunts me" To which he replied "It will do-you murdered it!"
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?
A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
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Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Steve White: Rap Violence
Rap music is violent, man. Rappers getting killed left and right: Tupac, Notorious B.I.G. What's going on, man? They're killing the best rappers. I got news for you -- Vanilla Ice is still alive. I got his beeper number. Come on, Ice Cube, let's form a lynch mob and get his ass!
Mitch Hedberg: Stage Diving
You know when you go to concerts... and people get up on stage and jump into the crowd, stage-diving? People think that's dangerous, but not me, because humans are made out of 95% water. So, the audience is five percent away from a pool.
Greg Proops: White People in Isolation
You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.
Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?
What I'm saying is we were poor, people. I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block -- that's how poor we were.