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5=Hysterical
Mel Gibson's Working Title
Q: What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie "The Patriot?"
A: "Braveheart II: Men in Pants."
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When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.
Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
A: The Phantom of the Oprah.
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Q: Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."
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Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
A: Because it might Pikachu.
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Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?
A: Ground Chuck.
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Lead Guitarists and Light Bulbs
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
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Princess Diana's Dandruff
Q: How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
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Madonna and a Convertible
Q: What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?
A: A top that comes down easily!
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Tupac and Biggie - I'll Be Missing You
Q: Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven?
A: They both got Faith!
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Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal
Q: What is the difference between Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal?
A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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Random Joke:
The Midget Scopes the Blonde
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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