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  Mel Gibson's Working Title

Q: What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie "The Patriot?"

A: "Braveheart II: Men in Pants."


  When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.

Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

A: The Phantom of the Oprah.


  Insulted Snow White

Q: Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."


  Pokemon in the Bathroom

Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

A: Because it might Pikachu.


  Legless Charlie Brown

Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?

A: Ground Chuck.


  Lead Guitarists and Light Bulbs

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.


  Princess Diana's Dandruff

Q: How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

A: They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.


  Madonna and a Convertible

Q: What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

A: A top that comes down easily!


  Tupac and Biggie - I'll Be Missing You

Q: Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven?

A: They both got Faith!


  Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal

Q: What is the difference between Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal?

A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.



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Q: Why did God invent shopping carts?

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