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  Yo mama's so ugly... kid

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

  Yo Mama's Underwear

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

  Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress

Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.

  Yo Mama's Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

  Yo Mama's So Funky

Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.

  Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: ''You let me go, I'll let you pass, you let me go, I'll let you pass...''

  Yo Mama's Animal Cookies

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

  Yo Mama's So Ugly...Window

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  Yo' Mama's Breath Is So Nasty... Clock

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

  hard ware

Yo'mama is like a hardware store - 3 cents a screw.

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